Louis C.K. has either completely lost the plot or is talking the most sense ever over on his Twitter right now. Either way, he’s probably baked.
Check this out:
It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
I’m not saying I can prove it. I’m saying it feels like it.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
That’s the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we’ll use our moon to go back.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
That’s what it feels like anyway.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
The sun is the engine and if you wait til it all lines up just right and you push “go” you can ride it to a bigger far place.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It’s just a feeling I have.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a “me” hurtling outward.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
And that basic sad despair inside is us going “aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!” Through space. We’re like on the 20′th “a”
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
If you go “aaaaa!” For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that’s just how it feels sometimes.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
I’m not high.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
Love it. Louis C.K is usually on point with what he says, and those Tweets sound about as plausible as anything else we’ve heard pertaining to the universe and mankind and how we came to be. Now if only there were some way to prove it.
Time to fire one up and check out the 50 best photos of outer space taken last year, I think.